9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five

minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes

to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and

you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It !

5. Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and

wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you

about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say "you're welcome".

8. Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is

now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's

wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.